pink cream puff

A girls vagina that has been filled with wiped cream by inserting the tip of a wiped cream can into her and squirting it out

Dude that girl over there has a pink cream puff

by Thebigdude May 15, 2011

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killed the dream cream

When somebody awakens you from a dream in which you were getting laid by a gorgeous person you have no shot at in real life.

Hey man, last night I was sleeping, I was having a dream about boning Angelina Jolie. It was really getting hot, and then my kid walked into the room to wake me up. Totally killed the dream cream.

by Dreamerman May 16, 2010

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ice cream summers

years till a girl is no longer jailbait

"yeah morgan has a few more ice cream summers until the good humor truck sees that"

by 5hamu5 November 11, 2013

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Fudge cakes and cream!

A swear word to replace the word f*ck when you're with children

Ah! Fu- FUDGE CAKES AND CREAM!

by dogegobbyFFS September 30, 2016

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The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.

mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!

by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016

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