by Luke Joe May 08, 2008
When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.
"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"
"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"
"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"
by The Nameless Man October 31, 2008
by real metal people February 09, 2011
Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"
by anonymous January 19, 2004
That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box
by cafiend March 27, 2008
by descendant of porch-crackers January 21, 2012
by Mike Hunt October 17, 2003