sodi-crackers

Crackers u put in a girls pussy and fuck really hard then eat them.
Them sodi-crackers were pretty good that i ate last night.
by Luke Joe May 08, 2008
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cracker jack

When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.
"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"


"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"
by The Nameless Man October 31, 2008
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cracker jack clothes

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.
Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes
by real metal people February 09, 2011
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oyster crackers

strange coincidence when you and another person are thinking of the same thing at the same time.
Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"
by anonymous January 19, 2004
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cracker jack

That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box
That cracker jack just hit the curb and ran in to a parked car.
by cafiend March 27, 2008
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porch cracker

Dang dat porch cracker always out on dat porch acting like day doin sumthin but ain't doin shit.
by descendant of porch-crackers January 21, 2012
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skiddy cracker

Word invented for stupid purposes
"skiddy cracker, crutch, crutch, ya mum!"
by Mike Hunt October 17, 2003
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