cokeisyes

this person sucks

cokeisyes is a account on tiktok that sucks :)

by pine400 December 19, 2021

Cokeing Can

Similar to a watering can, a cokeing can is a can used for pouring coke onto things.

Ah, looks like it's time to coke my plants. Gary, where did I put my cokeing can?

by MYSTERYHUMAN👀👀 March 18, 2022

cokebug

someone who constantly begs for attention and annoys someone else, usually in a party setting/ bar room. They are always ruining the fun and causing problems. Don't give them more coke or they will keep you up all night.

John: "Man last night at the bar was pretty fun, except for that cokebug Alix."
Trevor: "Yea dude she did all my bag then got us kicked out."
John: "SMH, that cokebug is never hanging with us again."

by igotlotsofmilk March 23, 2022

Cokeshed

If someone is described as "cokeshed", then it means they are classed as "fit", "good-looking" and "beautiful".

"Don't you think that she is cokeshed?"

by Stantheman321 May 14, 2022

CokeSuperStar

A CokeSuperStar is a known person who is coked up behind doors and listens to coked up music

“omg shes such a cokesuperstar”

by internetroyalty May 21, 2022

Cokeism

Cokeism is the teachings of the Coke god that says Pepsi is the devil and Coca-Cola is god. In fact, in the Coca-Cola logo,the red is the Coca-Cola and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Pepsism is basically Satanism by the way.

A:Yo what religion are you in?
B:Oh I'm in the cokeism religion! It's the religion about Coca-Cola!
A:I honestly prefer pepsi..
B:leave my sight.

by watervr June 8, 2022

Cokeism

Cokeism is the teachings of the Coca-Cola that says Pepsi is the devil and Coca-Cola is god. In fact, in the Coca-Cola logo the red is the Coke and the white is the war between the religions Pepsism and Cokeism. Pepsism is basically Satanism by the way.

A:Hey do you believe in any God?
B:Oh yeah! My god is Coke!
A:Really theres a religion about it? It's literally a soda.
B:Yeah! Its called Cokeism!
A:Let me guess, the devil is Pepsi?
B:How'd you guess?? Of course it is.

by watervr June 8, 2022