An industrial shower nozzle, body loofa or elephant grade type soap. Usually used on extremely large and filthy people.
Mike is so fat he washes himself with a rag on a stick.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
Fuck that shit! That stanky ass mothafucka needs Horse Clean.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2020
Get the Horse Cleanmug. 
Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.
Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.
Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.
Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
"I freeze cleaned my jeans."
"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
Get the Freeze cleaningmug. An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.
by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025
Get the Austrian Cleaning Crewmug. by Eileen Rayne April 15, 2019
Get the stay clean shawtymug. A phrase that describes the cleanliness of rats compared with cleanliness of anything else. Most wild rats are cleaner than other wild animals, hence the phrase was made
by Qorptocx January 5, 2019
Get the Clean as a ratmug. 