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Chode Hoagie

A term used to describe someone who is so dumb that they do not possess the common sense to leave a bad situation.

Just like a chode is located between the genitals and the asshole.
You are such a chode hoagie, dude!
Chode Hoagie by Suicidoll7 November 6, 2010
The art of inscribing a chode on a possession of an others. Usually a test, homework, and various other objects. (like the forhead or the back). The drawing of the chode is funnier when it is more detailed. (adding veins and/ or pubical hair) The act of choding is better if the victim is unaware that he/she turned in a paper with a chode drawn on it.
Ohhh, Snap that Bitch just got Chode'd.

Hahaha, De Quan just got chode'd.
Chode'd by teddycakes September 20, 2012

Chode creep 

The retraction of the penis in the anticipation of using drugs(specifically amphetamines), and the eventual use thereof consequently exacerbating the symptoms.
I'm so excited about doing some drugs that I have a serious case of chode creep.

Chode Alligator 

A dood or Chick who is a bit rough while providing a BJer.
Timmy was alarmed to find that Sammy was a Chode Alligator in one of their moon light sessions.
Chode Alligator by Dirt E Bird September 30, 2014

Chode Candle 

When a match is inserted into a man's urethra
Dude, I totally just gave Garry a gnarly chode candle when he was passed out
Chode Candle by Chodecandle March 27, 2015

chode mongler 

someone who is extremely addicted to chodes, they even go to therapy for it
Richard-Jenna you are such a chode mongler!
Jenna- I know!!*cries*