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Maybe the most crappy channel on. Likes to stereotype and use laughtracks at 15 second intervals. Spawn legions of 10 year old girls and the occasional middle school guy to quote it and make them sound like bigger dumbasses. Are big on lipsyching and showing commercials... for their own shows. Is proven to kill more braincells than sniffing glue, doing pot, and jumping off a bridge all at once repeatedly. Also has terrible acting and tries to make shows about people 5 years older than the target audience (ie, Hannah Montana, Phil of the Future, Thats So Raven, which are all about high schoolers).
If you die and don't believe in God, you go to Disney Channel studios.
disney channel by omgitsarhino June 15, 2007
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A very beautiful girl. Intelligent. Amazing. Trust-worthy. One of the best friends you will ever have. Loves to live life. Has gorgeous eyes and a pretty smile. Wonderful talking skills and fun to be around. Slick comebacks (so watch out). May like to flirt. Doesn't care what people think about her. Loves herself. Just an all-around, good, down-to-earth, beautiful person.
BOY: "Wow did you see Chanice today?"
GIRL: "Yeah. She looks beautiful."

BOY: "Chanice is so fun to be around!"
GIRL: "I know. I love to hang with her."

BOY: "My girlfriend, Chanice, is amazing."
GIRL: "Your lucky to have someone like her."
Chanice by Nicole'11 May 23, 2010
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chandana 

an outgoing, small person whose smile is memorizing.
the other day i was blinded by the grin of a chandana.
chandana by naryam swami January 8, 2011

Changing Station 

chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun

• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).

• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.

• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.

Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...

Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.

• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
Changing Station by Lulabell1984 October 8, 2009

channingoo 

To slap someone with a fish or any other aquatic animal.
I really just want to channingoo him jeez.
channingoo by Neko45 November 21, 2019
She slapped me with her Chankla
Chankla by VHASVHS November 20, 2018
Probably the most sensitive yet caring women you’ll ever meet. Her love will always be unmatched. If a Chanté loved you in the past there is no one that can love you the way she did no matter how good another love can look it will never compare. She’s a Queen and beneath her layers of insecurities and self doubts she knows there could never be another her, no one can ever come close and she knows it. Most Chantés want attention, just quality time spent between her and her lover means the world to her. The simplest things make her happy and makes her cry. She is exotic and wild, foreign yet domestic; the type of girl you bring home to your mom, and the type of girl you’d want to mother your children. Chanté is truly the sweetest person you will ever meet in your lifetime so cherish her.
I wish that Chanté would give me a second chance.
Chanté by Pleasetété February 18, 2019