Camps

Relax Franny. Just until I get a couple of notches on my bed post, alright?

Hym "They're BEAUTIFUL camps, Franny. We got the best camps in the world.👌Very hospitable👌 Nobody in the world has camps like we do. Nobody."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

Boot Camp Fortune

The small fortune earned by enlisted military members that accrues during the several months of boot camp where the money cannot be spent.

"After I get out of boot camp I'm spending my Boot Camp Fortune on a brand new Dodge Challenger."

by Wavion November 28, 2023

Camp David Accords

A three-way between a Christian, Muslim, and a Jew.

Aafiya, Abigail, and Abraham gave into their sexual desires, making it into a true Camp David Accords.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 30, 2022

Reverse Camping

In a restaurant setting this is when a party is sat at a table by staff, but then the party delays ordering for excessively long periods of time, not related to waiting for others or any valid reason. Usually this is accompanied by the server's frequent check-ins to encourage them to place an order. Reverse campers are not malicious, but rather may be enveloped in conversation with company, or in less-frequent scenarios, may lack the social awareness to remedy their behavior.

This is in contrast with camping, which refers to a party either delaying paying the bill, or paying the bill and choosing to occupy the table for a long period afterward.

Server: "Man that couple over there sat down 30 minutes ago and still haven't opened their menus or ordered drinks."
Bartender: "Yeah, they're reverse camping."

by hammerofthorazine August 30, 2019

Room-camping

The excuse made up for multiple absences from important activities (eg. school, team sports) due to being lazy and lying in bed.

Ian: Man! Why weren't you in English class this morning?

You: Room-camping.

by bazinga889 July 8, 2011

camp friends

camp friends are the best friends u will ever meet. no matter where u are, your camp feiends will always be there for u. camp friends NEVER leave your side.

adam, sidney, robbie, mia, connor, peyton, benji, addie, hannah, sydney, mack, delaney, natalie, elizabeth, and ivy are the best camp friends ever

by campwestviewlover August 24, 2019

auto-camp

The fake, pseudo-gay accent hetrosexuals automatically use when confronted with a gay (sales) man.

So, he asked me what I thought of his shoes and I went straight into auto-camp, threw up my hands and cried "Darling! They're FABulous!"

by Lord Ducksworth May 3, 2011