Montclair, California

A place where most get shot at and more than likely has a lot of graffiti!

Dude this place is so Montclair, California

by asdasasdsds January 21, 2009

california clit clopper

when you clop your thumb on a girls clit and fuck her HARD!

Johnny and I california clit cloppered that bitch! and she really wanted it. so she gave me a blowjob which was really nice because i havent had any act.

by dmanadfasafdadf January 11, 2008

California reach-around

When one is masturbating and they reach around the back and use a disposable razor to pleasure the anus

Jeremy was sitting in class trying to learn, but all he could think about was a California reach-around

by Joseph Sweitzer July 22, 2011

California Prairie Dog

A sexual act in which the male begins to poop but leaves the feces partially in his rectum, then proceeds to insert it into his partner's vagina while creating a motion so as to have sex with her using his crap.

Bill had to poop partway through sex with Jill, so he took advantage of the moment and performed a California Prairie Dog.

by ebshmus September 4, 2008

California

A crappy, try-hard version of Australia that claims to have the best beaches in the world (pfft!) yeah if yellowy dirty sand is your thing then fine...i much prefer the soft, long, white sandy beaches of Australia with perfect waves (that are actually surfable) unlike that gay shit you call a beach in California...hahaha and what surfers are actually surfers in California? There is no such thing as a REAL surfer in California! So quit blapping on about all your O.C pretty, rich people shit, coz there are pretty rich people everywhere (not just in California ok!)and as a matter of fact people are more liberal and free in Australia than they are in California...so you're not that fucking great! California is more like the home of wannabe surfers, loser skater-punks, hardcore gangstas and plastic surgery gone bad!

Ricky from L.A: "Yo Man! Sup dawwwg! wanna catch some trippin waves??"

Bob from Australia: "fuck off cunt, i'll fuckin knock ya one if you talk that shit again..Fuckin wanker!"

by u r cool April 10, 2005

south gate, california

a ghetto little city next to lynwood california that is so full of hispanics that you'd hardly believe you're still in the united states, the kids are all so sexually active that most middle schoolers are already pregnant. the city is full of uneducated people and very bad drivers.

no right turn from the left lane you south gate driver!

person 1: look at how young that pregnant girl is.
person 2: oh she's just a south gate-ian.

this is south gate, california right? feels more like little mexico.

by jenny mclean November 6, 2008

california

California is the 23rd best state. Now, suck it.

22 states are better than California. Put it in your mouth at this moment in time.

by OY OY OY April 20, 2007