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Coffee

also: coffé, live juice, the reason to live
Together with alcohol, tobacco, and sometimes cannabis, coffee is one of the legal drugs.
Other than the first tree, coffee is a drug that is mostly accepted as normal in our society even though it ist mostly even more addictive than illegal drugs.
Extremely addicted people can't stay awake or resist to take another dose, not even a single day.
Coffee is also a transitional drug for harder drugs like energy drinks or coffee shots, that can even have a harder impact on the body.
The addictive of coffee is caffeine, side effects of caffeine are sleeplessness, without caffeine the body gets sleepy and rectitude.
Ready to consume coffee is often sold in coffee bars by dealers, they are often called baristas in the scene.
It is forbidden to drink alcohol in the public, but coffee is often consumed on the way.
customer: "I need another dose of coffee ... how about a large Frappe with soy milk"
barista/dealer: "you don't have the money for it, last time you even pledget your pants for one."
by LucSkyr0b June 2, 2020
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coffee stirrer

To insert your fingers into someone's anus.
Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!
by TranTran December 15, 2011
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coffee rhino

A person who spontaneously bursts out with anger due to overconsumption of caffeine.
"May I sit between you two coffee rhinos?" asked Amanda.
by rtrac3y December 26, 2011
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Coffee Timer

In most towns and cities, coffee time is generally "dirtier" then tim hortins or starbucks for example. Coffee time ussually has the scrubs and the cheap hood rats or hoes near it mosst likely found in the poor part of town (Ghetto).
The name coffee timer refers to some one being dirty or whore like.
John: That chick slept with the entire foot ball team...

Tyler: Wow, what a dirty coffee timer...
by Tyler1234567890 April 3, 2008
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Coffee 2.0

Why settle for Coffee (Caffeine 100mg to 160mg) when you can have Coffee 2.0? Adipex 75mg, Strattera, Modafinil 200mg, and Armodafinil 150mg can be bought from MyHotDrug.com and ModafinilXL.com. This is the cool definition.
Tony: Grab some Coffee 2.0 and power through your homework and classwork.
by GreenHexagon June 15, 2025
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Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.
by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019
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coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth
by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021
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