Best Boyfriend Ever

justice!

friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!

by anonymous May 2, 2023

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National Juice Your Boyfriend Day

today (October 14th) is THE day to juice your boyfriend. open to interpretation. squeeze him, tease him, milk 'im, whatever you see fit

Hey did you hear? Its National Juice Your Boyfriend day! Watch out, boyfriends

by mocholoco October 14, 2021

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NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER DAY

Every Tuesday it is officially “NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER ” day.

Me: do you know what day it is?
NARS: it’s Tuesday.
Me: no it’s NARS IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER day. QUE THE FIREWORKS!!!

by Celestine.Integrity March 5, 2024

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weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016

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boyfriend

A waste of time and tears
Something that makes u insecure of yourself
And someone u never know what to give them on their B-day

A-B-C-D-E-F U and U and U GREGOre
"boyfriend"

by BlbLBlbL.. January 4, 2022

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Boyfriend

"Boyfriend" is a short person with blue hair who can't speak english but is best at rapping. Hatsune Miku, The most Popular and well-known Vocaloid is believed to be his sister because of the blue hair and how they are good at singing. He also has a Girlfriend named "Girlfriend" who he simps for a lot and is also gay for a orange haired guy who has two guns.

Person: That's why 'yo shoes raggedy
Boyfriend: Beep boop beep (Translation: That's why 'yo momma dead)
Person:

by Idiot Simp May 19, 2021

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