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Reverse Blumpkin

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman and is defecating at the same time(aka blumpkin). However while defecating the woman takes a hold of the fecal matter and forces it back up the anus, hence the term reverse.

In simple words, a woman is giving a blumpkin and shoves the shit back up the mans ass.
Lucas: Yo Emily, Ben said that Reverse Blumpkin lowkey hurt.

Emily: Yeah it was a surprise 😝
by Bumpkin Specialist February 8, 2025
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Sumo-Blump

Receiving oral sex while performing Sumo Squats. At the bottom of the squat, the person squatting is shitting on their supine partner's chest.
On his way to the gym, Anthony drank six Monster energy drinks to hype himself up for his leg day consisting of 10 sets of sumo-blumps.
by Blump Lee February 12, 2025
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Explosive Blumpkin

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 23, 2025
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Chilly Blumpkin

When a male is given a blow job by a female while pooping in a portapotty in the middle of winter
She gave me the best chilly blumpkin.
by Loopdah March 27, 2025
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Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.
“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”
by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025
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Busy Blumpkin

Pissing and shitting while receiving a blumpkin.
“Yo, last night this bitch gave me a busy blumpkin.”
by fallout4luvr May 18, 2025
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