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alex heart

Best chick out.

Rad tattooist at blue lotus tattoo in Auckland New Zealand. Need. Geek. Chill master. The tits. Pug enthusiast.
Me: Have you been tattooed by Alex heart?

you: yeah she's the bomb and cool as wizards.
by Funfruits April 13, 2016
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Alex Gillis

You should wrap your computer in parkas to protect against Alex Gillis.
by Julian Felix October 25, 2012
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Alex Nott

Alex Nott is a sarcastic person. Never make a stupid remark around him because he’ll make you look like even more of an idiot.
Yesterday I forgot my math homework and Alex Nott made me look stupid
by Mr. CAMeleon August 18, 2022
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alex bienstock

The father of our thoughts. The culprit of our wet dreams. The final solution to our woes. Our real dad.
“Yo babez, I want to get fucked by Alex Bienstock. He’s cute plus I think he could help my art career.”
by Bienstockaddict69 March 17, 2022
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Alex Richardson

A thicc boi who loves phat booty bitches, he gets all the hoes but I owe him $15. He is also jewish
Alex Richardson stole my girlfriend because his chin so big and he got money
by Big Daddy Aidan July 30, 2018
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Alex Greenwald

I am convinced that the only other definition on this page was written by the devil himself (Alex Greenwald) because there is no way that anyone could think he is that cool. Now, here is the TRUE definition of Mr. Greenwald!

Alex Greenwald (Gaywald for short) is a indie rock faggot that would do literally anything to be in the spotlight including sucking off a giraffe at a PETA rally to butt fucking Sting for his shitty band to get an opening slot on his tour.

Gaywald's hobbies include trying to be popular, copying whatever music is popular at the time, dating actresses who are more famous than him (then dumping them for the next barely-legal pussy that goes by). His theme song is "Little Girls" by Oingo Boingo.
George: "Yo, homie! Have you heard about that fuckass Alex Greenwald?"

Bobby: "No! I've never heard of him before in my life! Who the fuck is he?"

George: "Oh. he's some sleazebag fucko that likes barely legal girls, especially if they're famous"

Bobby: "You're kidding?"

George: "No joke! He just went through another one this year and now he's dating his pet mongoose"
by theThingThatOnlyKillsVegans October 20, 2018
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Alex Watson

An Alex Watson Is someone who is a complete wanker and thrives off telling everyone how shit they are, he dosnt give a fuck if you are actually good at it or not he will still take the piss.
Someone random walked past me today who I didn’t know and called me a cunt for no reason, he was an Alex Watson
by Djelv20 July 12, 2020
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