A nasty rash caused by long sessions of cunnilingus, primarily on the upper lip. This condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. Many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, horny vagina while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.
Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.
by opusbar1 July 6, 2010
Get the Alabama Rug Burnmug. A large shit or poop.
"Dude PF Changs was delicious but now I have to go stock the lake with an alabama brown trout."
"I dropped an Alabama Brown Trout.... it was so wet and slippery!"
"I dropped an Alabama Brown Trout.... it was so wet and slippery!"
by John and Eric March 2, 2011
Get the Alabama brown troutmug. A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.
by yeet_god April 19, 2018
Get the alabama tree frogmug. When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.
by Bigpoppa6969 May 15, 2016
Get the alabama steak knifemug. The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.
Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!
by Captain nignog May 27, 2019
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. A male's genital that is so immensely powerful, it is capable of leaving the male's body and turning into its own species. Thoroughly enjoys deep throating by sliding so far up a woman's anus it reaches lower esophagus.
Tom: i'm feeling rather down, my penis became an alabama king cobra and stool my girlfriend last week.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.
Sam: don't worry i know how you feel, same thing happened to me a few months back.
by the stickiest August 20, 2017
Get the Alabama King Cobramug. Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.
It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet
It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet
by Higliff November 11, 2021
Get the Alabama Pixie Stickmug.