A nasty rash caused by long sessions of cunnilingus, primarily on the upper lip. This condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. Many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, horny vagina while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.
Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.
by opusbar1 July 6, 2010
Get the Alabama Rug Burnmug. A large shit or poop.
"Dude PF Changs was delicious but now I have to go stock the lake with an alabama brown trout."
"I dropped an Alabama Brown Trout.... it was so wet and slippery!"
"I dropped an Alabama Brown Trout.... it was so wet and slippery!"
by John and Eric March 2, 2011
Get the Alabama brown troutmug. The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.
Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!
by Captain nignog May 27, 2019
Get the Alabama Hot Pocketmug. In the slave days when they would catapult black people into the air as a punishment for not picking cotton
Cledus: we'll have to find some way to punish these negroes
Billy: just put em in a catapult and make them Alabama shooting stars
Billy: just put em in a catapult and make them Alabama shooting stars
by Romanisagod April 8, 2020
Get the alabama shooting starmug. Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.
It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet
It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet
by Higliff November 11, 2021
Get the Alabama Pixie Stickmug. A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.
by yeet_god April 19, 2018
Get the alabama tree frogmug. When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies
by Hurdle season November 30, 2016
Get the Alabama Anus Bustermug.