Alabama Ass Clown

Arrogant but ignorant person, who is unaware of their disturbing remarks and behaviors.
My old boss is the worlds biggest Alabama Ass Clown!
by jenenae November 14, 2010
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Alabama Rug Burn

A nasty rash caused by long sessions of cunnilingus, primarily on the upper lip. This condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. Many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, horny vagina while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.
Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.
by opusbar1 July 02, 2010
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alabama Eggplant

If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.
I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.
by powdriver August 21, 2009
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Alabama Embo

When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.
"Hey man, what's up?"

"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
by Jim J Toohey February 19, 2014
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Alabama Pixie Stick

Meant do describe a cock in a kinky southern accent
Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.

It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet
by Higliff November 11, 2021
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Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.
Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!
by ridespacemountain December 22, 2016
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.
Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!
by Captain nignog May 27, 2019
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