by jenenae November 14, 2010
A nasty rash caused by long sessions of cunnilingus, primarily on the upper lip. This condition is treatable with some prescription ointments and/or creams, but quick and aggressive response is advisable. Many male sufferers typically have been in close proximity of a course haired, horny vagina while putting extreme pressure on her landing strip with his upper lip.
Mike spent hours eating Jenny's snatch Saturday night giving her pleasure and multiple orgasms. Now he's down at the pharmacist buying cremes and ointment for his Alabama rug burn.
by opusbar1 July 02, 2010
by powdriver August 21, 2009
When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."
by Jim J Toohey February 19, 2014
Ima have to use this Alabama Pixie Stick to make you behave.
It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet
It takes two strokes to get my Alabama Pixie Stick wet
by Higliff November 11, 2021
AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.
by ridespacemountain December 22, 2016
The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.
Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!
by Captain nignog May 27, 2019