Chappy Johnson

A very crusty dick

man i got a really Chappy Johnson from not showering all month

by SnoMEX April 11, 2018

Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson April 27, 2018

Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 01, 2022

cody johnson

a santa with an even smaller pp but still shows it to people over video chat he also has a granny fettish

cody Johnson is a bitch

by Cj23453 March 07, 2019

curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

Johnson Sir

Johnson Sir is smart and handsome man.

Johnson Sir is my love. We all love his dick

by Anson Jai November 25, 2021

ho ho johnson

A tarty little bitch who's down for santa clause any day of the week, and all the long Johnson's

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: OMG I finally got with Shaniqua

Ballsy Brad: Oh yeah how was it?

Dicky Dick Donald Likes His Big Stick: She was such a little Ho Ho Johnson.

by moth4lampzzz June 05, 2020