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she is a funny ass bitch and has so many names lol um she like dick and would love for you to give it to her lol she also plays softball and um really likes those balls if you know what i mean
jordan - give me your balls

me - yes
by ciara m April 29, 2019
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Jordan

Seems nice and smart but has no idea what he/she is talking about.
Jordan is a real retard
by Minodle May 2, 2019
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jordan

The sexiest on the planet earth and has the 10-inch punisher and already has six females
jordan is sexy
by Jordan the Sexy man May 2, 2019
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Jordan

A Jordan is a man that has no type of style sometime he where’s black jeans and black jackets and he has a girlfriend that takes all his jackets or atleast try’s he’s always saying he can talk so he can play fortnite and never like taking baths so he’s stinks 😷.
Hey have you seen that dude Jordan

Nahhh which one
The one that doesn’t know how to dress
Ohhh the stinky one
Yeah that one
by Hatman||| May 6, 2019
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He’s a big bitch and likes to suck boys named Ryan. He can be funny but really annoying. He plays hard to get but really loving. But still, he’s a big fat bitch.
by IDontKnowUrGayOk May 7, 2019
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Is that a Jordan? What Bullshit.
by HWeebGamer May 8, 2019
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Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
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