ex boyfriend

He told you he wanted to marry you on the fourth date. He quit college and told you to relax when you said you were concerned about their future. You'll feel guilty thinking about guys who actually take their girlfriends out after he stops wanting to go places. Before you know it some girl says she's dating him. The ex boyfriend isn't serious about marriage and has tons of ex girlfriends that you never knew about. He'll disappear from your life.

I should of known my ex boyfriend wasn't going to marry me but I had to learn the hard way.

by MCBL March 5, 2017

October 2nd listen to your boyfriend day

Listen to your boyfriend day

Rule no saying 'no'

October 2nd Listen to your boyfriend day
P.1: Shut up! Its October 2nd
P.2: *Silent*

by 𝘋𝘢𝘺𝘴 October 1, 2021

National boyfriend day

Do shi for ur ur man ini

“ it’s national boyfriend day ima go suck his dick “

by Sym2.0 July 31, 2021

boyfriend

an excuse. go get absolutely fucking wasted

i want a boyfriend. same thing as saying i wanna black out

by callmeurdadbiatch May 23, 2021

vrbani boyfriend

A person whose pronouns are he/him, he's playing basketball and FIFA on his brand new videogame console. Sneakerhead, football fan. Looks handsome and buff.

OMG, he is playing so well, he's just like my vrbani boyfriend.

I am going to a football game tommorow, there will be a lot of vrbani boyfriends.

by anonymous April 28, 2024

Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob)

Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"

"My+Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob) is pretty useful, until he needs new batteries"

by AvidCuminDoc September 16, 2016

Small “D” Boyfriend

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...

*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.

Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂

by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018