crippled monkey fuck

taking a legless female to the park and fucking her while on the monkeybars. then after sexual satisfaction taking the wheelchair and her clothes with you and calling the cops to see her hanging off the monkey bars naked.

I hooked up with this crippled bitch last night an gave her the crippled monkey fuck at the park near my house. I video taped it, and u can see the cops taking turns with her instead of helping her.

by heyo October 18, 2006

You fucking whore

A gentle knock on a friend who for some reason or another has pissed you off a bit.
Nicked from a line in Arnie's seminial action-fest Commando

Friend "Hey man, I got that record you been looking for for years and I'm also paid more than you now"
You "You fucking Whore"

by That guy. January 26, 2005

butt fuck ugly

Really really ugly. Mostly applies to women and babies that look like monkeys.

That girl is so butt fuck ugly I had to look away.

by jagger shaft May 28, 2006

Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)

The act of penatrating a goats ass with your penis, but at the same time you stick a stick of dynamite, that is lit of course, up your ass.

The objective of this is to ejaculate in the goats ass before the dynamite explodes and blows your asshole apart

I was givin it to the billy goat last night and didn't do it in time. Now I'm in a wheel chair with a bloody asshole. Damn I was unsucessful at the Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)

by Johnny Waldron September 1, 2008

fucking goat rodeo

A total mess, a chaotic or frustrating situation, often involving a large number of people attempting the same task. A "cluster fuck." Fucking Goat Rodeo can be used as an alternative to "cluster fuck" and similar terms.

"In that meeting today, everyone was talking over each other, nobody was prepared. It was a fucking goat rodeo."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."

by Dan DeMichele June 11, 2006

totally fucked up

Being inbetween really really baked and being so pwned that you pass out, basicly with just enough consciousness to waddle around like a penguin on crack blurting out random words which have little to no meaning and certainly no relation to the imediate space around him/her. This would be the affect of some one either smoking a five hundred pound spliff or, more realisticly, a fuck load of weed.

"Man did you see that kid at Steveston park the other night? I meen, he was totally fucked up! I think he needs to get help.. "

by cheeched4life September 28, 2006

fuck off, man

The phrase someone says after the know they can't come back to an insult that was just said to them.

Tim: "Haha, oh my god, Mike, your such a fag.

Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."

Tim: "...fuck off, man..."

by Xyotei April 20, 2011