13. For girls

The most awkward year of your god damn life. Literally the worst. If you’re a girl you get boobs a period and other shit if you haven’t already gotten it. And everyone just wants to be a price of shit to someone else. Also. Your poor mom and dad 😢

“Dear god Marry we’re at a funeral stop acting like you’re a 13 year old girl. Nobody likes that”

“God mom. You’re such a bitch before Sally died she was much more understanding. At lest she wanted to show off what she got too, don’t judge me Bc were at her funeral. She would want this”

13. for girls. Is not fun it’s just misserable

by Sahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Braaaaaa August 30, 2018

violent girl kisser

a hot lesbian with a soft masc style who suffers from social anxiety and/or cockiness with knowledge of bombs and/or swords.

aka: ruby cruz portraying kit tanthalos in willow and hazel callahan in bottoms.

"my favorite genre is ruby cruz as a violent girl kisser."

"real."

by saltyacht September 11, 2023

GIRL YES

girl yes comments are a type of disturbing comments that were made by floptok, people that worship jiafei, cupcakke, etc. GIRL YESS! comment are very disturbing but also very aesthetic and good for your mental health. Us floptropican people take pride in our girl yes comments. and you should too. GIRL YES!!!! 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰💋💋💋😘😘😘🍑🍑 I WAS SCAPING MY POSAY ON CONCRETE IN FRONT OF MY GRANDPARENTS 🍑🍑🍑😘😘😍🥰🥰💋💋🍑🍑🍑💅💅💅🥑🥑🥰🥰🫃🫃🫃THEN MY GRANDMA JOINED AND SHE SQUIRTED ALL OVER ME 🌊🌊🌊🌊🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍💋💋💋🍑🍑🍑💅💅💅😍😍🥰 AND THEN MY GRANDPA SHOWED ME HIS DEEK AND THEN STARTED FINGERING ME AND MY GRANDMA 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰🥰🥰😍🥰🥰😍😍😍💋💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😘😘🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😍😍😍😍😍

GIRL YES!!! 🥰🥰😍🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😍🥰🥰🥰😍😍 MY BROTHER WAS USING A CU(CUM)BER AS A DILDO AT 6:09 AM 😍😍😍🥰💋💋💋😍🥰💅💅💅💅💋💋😘😘🥰🥰💋🍑🍑🍑🍑💋💋🥰🥰😘🍆🍆🍆🍆🥰🥰💋🥒🥒🥒🥰🥰😍😍🥰 THEN HE SAW ME AND HE STARTED CUMMING ALL OVER OUR FISH 😘😋😋😋😍🥑🥰🥑🥑😍😍😍🥑🥑😍😍🥰🥰🥰💋💋💋💅😍💅💅💅🫃🫃🥰🥰🥰🥰🐟🐟 THEN THE FISH BECAME HORNKEE AND HE CUMMED ALL OVER BOTH OF US 🐟🐟😍🥰🥰😍😍🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛😍🥰🥰😍🥰🥰🥰🥰THEN WE BOTH STARTED DEEPTHROATING HIS DEEK AND WE BOTH CUMMED AT THE SAME TIME 🥰😍😍🥛😍🥰🥛🥛🥛🥰🥰🥛🥛😍😍😍🍆🥰🍑🍑😍🍆😍😍

floptoker: GIRL YES! 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I WAS KICKING SOME RANDOM PREGNANT WOMAN 🫃AND SUDDENLY HER WATER BROKE AND IT SQUIRTED AT ME WITH MAXIMUM VELOCITY AND HIGH VOLTAGE ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡💦💦💦💧💧I STARTED DRINKING AND LICKING IT 🫃🫃🫃🫃AND IT WAS SO GOOD I START CUMMING 💦💦💦 AND SCRUBBING MY HARD DICK 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆I WAS CUMMING SO HARD THAT MY DICK EXPLODED AND THE BABY CAME OUT AND STARTED TWERKING 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️💧💧💧💦💦💦🌈🌈🌈🖖🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾🖖🏾

by posayscratcher September 20, 2023

5 Star girl

exactly like the word says. a girl so perfect in every way that under a "rating", she would be given 5 stars.
A checklist as follows:
-LOOKS (ex. cute smile, killer body, & pretty face.)
-PERSONALITY (ex. assertive but kind-hearted & fun loving.)
-GOALS (ex. reasonable hopes & desires that put good skills to good use.)
-INTELLIGENCE (ex. has an average IQ of 100 & above)

Megan Fox would be a 5 star girl minus the toe thumbs and so would Tyra Banks minus the forehead.

by 5 sta June 30, 2023

a girl is dying

She’s in pain, maybe on her period

My girl is on her period, she said she was dying and I asked what it meant and she said she’s on her period and if a girl is dying she may be on it

by Zzob182$:$2 October 18, 2019

Reverse man child/girl child

Someone that is grown on the surface, but is a child and a clown beneath the surface facade.

He just got stole on by the reverse man child/girl child.

by The Original Agahnim August 12, 2021

Girl Bestie

It's your female best friend when you're a guy. She's your bestie who happens to be your girl. Not, I repeat, NOT your girlfriend. These are two separate people.

"My girl bestie hates my girlfriend." "Why, cause she's jealous?" "No, she'd rather chew busted glass than bust it open. She thinks my girl is a snakey bitch."

by Auntie Coon July 7, 2025