get this monkey off my back

to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs

I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely

by devilmaycareq18 February 29, 2016

My eyes just had a workout

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af

Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

by thatbitchwithnolife December 9, 2018

Finger Punched My Fart Box

When you get done taking a nasty deuce and you take the toilet paper to wipe your glory hole and as you are wiping your finger plunges through the toilet paper right into your butthole.

"Dude I'm pissed. I went to wipe my ass and I finger punched my fart box!"

by SRACRacer18 December 13, 2018

You look like my aunt

Worst insult you can say to someone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: You look like my aunt
Person 1: *Instantly dies*

by Sneekyman69 June 17, 2018

Why my pee pee green?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with the Incredible Hulk urination may appear green.

Natasha: why my pee pee green?

Bruce Banner: it seems like you fucked the hulk instead of me.

by Fishyotter September 27, 2018

I got canada in my pocket

A fancy way of saying you're broke (Quoted from popular Canadian song taught in Canadian elementary schools) "A penny and a nickel and a quarter and a dime mean a lot to you and me..."

Bill: Hey Adrian! you owe me money!
Adrian: I got canada in my pocket bro
Bill: Lmao K

by Koshka2 July 12, 2019

Yeet Skeet Tickle My Feet

The worst phrase to say when just trying to say something random.

James: And that’s how tha-
Marley: Yeet Skeet Tickle My Feet
James: What the hell?

by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019