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your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
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could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."
Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?
by B-rizzle July 6, 2019
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When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".
A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!
by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006
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The phrase refers to giving a certain person sexual intercourse through the anus.
E.g.
Bob says to Sally: "Hey Sally, if you Touch your toes I'll show you where the monster goes"
by JackNDaBeanStock December 29, 2008
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The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.
by Zonal K September 25, 2019
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What’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy

Your go-to place to eat when you're high.

Specifically after an Apex Legends game.
edwaahd: "Yo lou what’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy?"
lou: "Mhmmm"
by ShugaNips July 1, 2023
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what does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings

when a girl asks for one of your rings it means she’s claiming you as hers. By having one of your rings she has proof of you being hers.
Can i have one of your rings?

yeah sure but why?

no reason

What does it mean when a girl asks for one of your rings?
by anonymous June 25, 2021
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