Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.

Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

Little Man Syndrome

Little man syndrome is where you are so short no woman wants you.

An example would be Talus height 5’1”. No one has ever seen him with a woman therefore he has Little Man Syndrome

by Not your bc November 13, 2023

Man-on-Man-Splaining

When you've run out of women to mansplain to, so you resort to men instead.

"Did you happen to attend last night's amateur radio club meeting?" "Yes, a lot of man-on-man-splaining."

by addat November 13, 2023

Old Man Larry

When anyone cock blocks you. Particularly old guys named Larry

That old man Larry is such a cock block

by Toast.Jerviss November 13, 2023

Raper-man

A raper-man is a person who has characteristics of a rapist.

I walked out the store and was offered a ride by a man (no facial hair, flannel jacket and creepy eyes) with a white van with no windows. No thank you, I will not be take a free ride with a raper-man.

by NotUrAverageCandy November 14, 2023

L mans

QUINN FIELDS

Quinn fields is a L mans!

by Air conditioning November 14, 2023

secular man-boy

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership

Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot

by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023