Jessica was taking too long in the shower, and my coffee really kicked in this morning so I gave her a Dirty Nancy. It was awful. She started gagging.
by Beerisgasoline August 24, 2018
Where a man has anal sex with a woman, then wipes his shitty penis under her nose, making her look like she's got a Zapata moustache. Hence the Mexican-sounding name.
by discreet-uk January 04, 2013
poor person: "hey man can u give me some money?"
Person walking by: "man go ask your dirty monkey for some, BIATCH!"
Person walking by: "man go ask your dirty monkey for some, BIATCH!"
by AK Mafia August 17, 2004
To perform a dirty jersey you must have the mr. fantastic stretch power. You put you penis into a girls butt and stretch it through her intestines out of her mouth so she can give you a blowjob and be taking it in the butt all at once
by Thatkidfromjersey June 29, 2009
by Skeet Nasty September 20, 2006
When a man thinks he drafted the most amazing fantasy football team and then wakes up the next morning and realizes his team is total trash and the odds of him even making the playoffs will absolutely impossible - Better luck next year dude!
Rookie of the year? Nah... "Dirty Andre"
by Carl King September 09, 2017
an average looking girl but when u have her in bed, it makes up for her average looks. her voice is also terrible and she smells like she’s been smoking since the womb but just get her in bed and you’ll forget all about that 😏😏
i met a dirty naila at the bar today, she wasn’t that cute and i didn’t fancy her voice but she was a freaaakkk and knew how to please me in all typa ways.
by athena_2020 May 07, 2020