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Old Man Gummies

When an old man in a wheel chair tops you off.
Bro you gotta head two blocks over, the old dude in the house in the cul-de-sac is giving out the best Old Man Gummies!
by SomdeDudeWhoEnjoysAir July 3, 2024
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Manning

Immediately after climaxing you flop onto your side and scream "Into the bruh bunker".
Can only be done if performed during football season.
by bigvanillagorilla June 5, 2019
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small man syndrome

Small man syndrome is the devastatingly disabling inferiority complex invariably associated with the completely and utterly debilitating death sentence disability of manletism (the catastrophically crippling condition of being a manlet, a diminutively dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Relentlessly driven to ever-greater extremes of manlet cope, manlet mathematics and guy height by the well-deserved bullying that the microscopic midget manlet constantly endures at the courtesy of disgusted women and laughing manmores for being a small man syndrome-infected Little Napoleon, the severely stunted small man syndrome sissy manlet can often be detected in public while loudly yelling at his mother on the phone because she wore his favorite pair of high heels again, dancing a merry jig atop of a bar stool in front of microbiology labs while dressed like a tiny, little leprechaun, begging for spare change to buy his fix of height boosting insoles in the parking lot of your local Foot Locker and crying tiny tears of manlet rage while furiously dry humping the pole of low clearance signs. Manlets, when will they learn?
Gemma: Lol, why is Kevin "Horrid Homunculus" Hart sobbingly driving around in a toy car while girlishly throwing his massive collection of high heels at that group of, by comparison towering, children over there? Anais: Classic small man syndrome. Short people got no reason. Gemma: Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Light-Saba Man-Sewery

Also known as Saba Mansouri, she is known for eating apples, borrowing Aden's earphones, and sharing pictures of her ass on the socials. Some people call her name by Light-Saba, as it seems to put a little giggle on peoples faces because of its similarity to the word lightsaber. No one calls her last name Man-Sewery, I just thought I might add it to the defintion for, as the kids like to say, for the lols.
Woah, is that Light-Saba Man-Sewery? Don't have an apple around her, she'll fucking feast the whole thing in a second.
by Mooscula April 5, 2019
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Man hurdling

The act of leapfrogging another male or female and landing your penis in inside the females vagina finnishing in the doggystyle position.
Dude last night kyle and i were man hurdling the red head from the party
by BigDaddyRydogg6969 June 5, 2018
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lil gay man

a fresno asshole who takes it in the ass by bestiality male animals
lil gay man is enjoying himself
by hey hey hey everyone April 6, 2022
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Chicken Man

A alias to a few infamous narcotic dealers alluded to in a Bruce Springsteen song.
Omg Chicken Man yelled "Hey Bhad Bhabie" when Thomas K was in town. That is complete Crazytown.
by Me=word plug January 16, 2019
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