I'm literally a communist

A term used to admit you're retarded, ignorant, supportive of dictatorships or possibly all three.

Gained infamy from a Guardian writer (see brain dead) named Ash Sarkar when she yelled it in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she loved Obama.
Ash Sarkar (alongside the many morons circle jerking of her "slap down" of Piers Morgan) claims to be against fascism, racism and oppression but communism has been responsible for the biggest suffering in human history causing Holodomor in the USSR which led to more deaths than even the Holocaust.

Communism installs a dictatorship, censors the media, imprisons political opposition and bans "wrong think" (so anything opposed or contrary to the communistic ideology of the state). In other words, it's little different than Nazism and thus fascism, those who say otherwise will claim willful ignorance to communism's principles and crimes against humanity often arguing "true communism has never been tested."

It has been tested and is still in place in a country like North Korea. Anyone yelling "I'm literally a communist" like Ash should receive a one way ticket to there and that includes half of the zombified users on the unitedkingdom and London reddit subs who honestly think communism can work.

Brain dead woman aka Ash Sarkar: "I'm literally a communist enjoying the free speech I can only have in a democracy!"

Twitter braindead communists: "Us too! Communism works...except when it didn't...which has been all the time...b-but one day it will when we get the right guy controlling absolutely everything! Now...where were we? Oh yes...down with fascism..."
by Smash Communism July 14, 2018
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I'm doing me

When a chick doesn't want to commit to a relationship, usually because she is in a it's complicated situation or she is low key fucking her ex or other dudes, trying to get her sluttiness out of her system before settling down.
Jerome: you know I feel you Lakisha, lets make this happen.

Lakisha: you're a good friend, but I just broke up with my ex. Right now, I'm doing me.
by xzybit April 03, 2011
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"'Cause I'm Best!"

A small phrase said when replying to a question of stupidity.
A couple of friends are watching a scary movie and one of them farts really loud just for the fun of it.

Jack: "Jeez! Why the hell did you fart!?"

John: "'Cause I'm Best!"
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i'm broke as a joke

To be too broke to see a movie with Caleb.
'Hey Ashley wanna go see hunger games?'
'Naw I'm broke as a joke.'
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I'm I gay?

Why the f*ck are you searching im i gay? You clearly know your not so why bother searching im i gay huh?
Guy: i'm I gay?

Other Guy: yes your gay
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Bruh I'm done

When you do something, hear something, see something, smell something or touch something you wish you had never experienced.
When you walk in on your parents doing it he only thing you can say or shout is "BRUH I'M DONE!"
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Charmed, I'm sure

An expression used by one individual to another, usually meaning that they don't trust you entirely yet, and if you fuck up once, there's no chance of getting any at the end of the night.
Sir: Nice to meet you.
Ma'am: Charmed, I'm sure.
Sir: So...do you like beastiality?
Ma'am: ...*walks away*
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