wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.

But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.

by Iri June 17, 2024

Flasher's Wife

Lauren Boebert

Lauren "Qbert" Boebert's husband exposed himself to underage girls in a bowling alley, which makes her The Flasher's Wife

by Uncle Joosie May 12, 2022

wife

A married woman considered in relation to her spouse.

wife.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.

Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2023

Wife-extender

A stepping stool

Chippies might need to invest in a wife-extender as he is into short women that cannot reach the top shelf

by The Tracer March 5, 2025

Captains wife

A bit of a Natalie. Hot, but with a comic con psychosis leaning toward men named Nils.

A Captains Wife is a bit like the chick from Kick Ass with a hard working, diligent, chicken bhuna hot, edge.
She's also powerful but a little bit needy, after a good rumping.

by Lord leonard November 19, 2013

Rescue Wife

When you marry a woman from a poor country and bring her back to your rich country, such as the United States, thereby rescuing her from poverty and oppression.

She: I'm going to adopt a rescue cat
He: I'm going to marry a rescue wife

by zevg January 30, 2017