Washed

shorthand for "washed up"

"At one point Ben had a shot at the boxing world championship title belt, but now he is just washed. Put on 50 lbs, works as a teacher now."

"I have lost my last 12 ranked games. I went from a 58% winrate last split and gold to a 30% and getting demoted all the way to s4 I don’t understand what is so darn different from this split to last."

"IDK maybe you just washed"?

by Jimmy_Lee September 8, 2023

Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.

April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.

by psyche2511 July 30, 2023

Star Wash

A "car wash" for spacecraft, typically on a commercial spacestation.

I have to go to the star wash soon, I dirtied my ship in a crash.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

Washing Wednesday

I term used by uni students to describe there free day which ends up being used for washing clothes. Some times there is an Australian women for provides advice (AKA washer women).

Scott: hey ive got a free day What shall we do

Mark: mmm i need to do washings i guess

Scott: good idea cba at the weekend

Mark: Hey its washing wednesday

by MynameisnotmarkORISIT October 19, 2010

washed the deck

To eat out a girl

My boyfriend washed the deck so good last night i can not walk right i am so raw from him

by yea me 2 December 31, 2014

Flannel Wash

An item that is used to simultaneously was your Anus, face and Vagina as the same time and is a modern take on hygienic washing.

Bekki hurt her leg at PT. She was struggling to walk so her log suffering boyfriend Leon offered to give her a flannel wash. He started from the bottom up to maximise hygiene.

by BadBoyFlannelMan November 26, 2024

It should be washed

The situation when the thot in the class touches your stuff (for example: shirt) and your reaction is that sentence.

- Oh man... Hannah just touched my new coat.
- Damn. It should be washed.

by OGmark October 20, 2017