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tuna scooter

verb . It is when your sister sits naked on a hardwood floor, spread eagle, and you try to scoot her across the room with your nose in her pussy. squeak squeak squeak.
Donnie and his perverted tuna scooter are hilarious. We watched him pushing her across the room with his nose buried in her pussy.
by Be-Rad June 4, 2024
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Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)

A non newspeak term for Universal Basic Income (UBI).

When goods and services are technically available, visible in store windows, online websites and metaverses, but ordinary citizens can't access them due to shortages, rationing, price and an unacceptable social credit score.

Tantalus a Greek mythological figure, most famous for his punishment in Tartarus, was made to stand in a pool of water beneath a fruit tree with low branches. The fruit ever eluding his grasp, the water always receding before he could take a drink.
Carmen: "I just got my UBI payment, but it's barely enough for rent."
Beth: "Classic TC"
Carmen: "fml and f Tantalus's Cupboard (TC)"
by jr99999 July 8, 2024
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Tintasaurus Rexx

Is a person primarily a tweaker who is under the influence of GHB and at there highest peak of swirling. that they become the tweaker version of Tyrannosaurus Rex.
P1 : "If you were a dinosaur, what dinosaur would you be?"
p2 : "I would be a TINTASAURUS REXX, because you have a big head and little arms and you can go rawr!!!"
by Clay-Doh D!! September 14, 2024
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Tuna Flopped

Similiar to getting catfished or catfishing. Getting tuna flopped is when you meet someone online for the purposes of sex or romance but the other party’s intent is solely to rob you or do something else nefarious to you, usually when you’re in a compromising position. Similiar to fishing when the fish is baited and pulled out of the water and is then flopping around on the deck while the fishermen high five.
Bob got tuna flopped last night when he met a girl online and she stole his wallet while he was in the shower.

The hooker I met in vegas tuna flopped me when we got back to the room and her pimp was waiting for us in the closet with a bat.

Got tuna flopped last night when my date stole my car after I fell asleep.
by But Sects November 29, 2024
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Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."
"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."
by Josh Cartwright December 29, 2024
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tuna in the wine

Something unfortunate happened.

Feeling bummed or unappreciative
Man today was tuna in the wine, I just couldn’t catch a break at work.
by Sleezytydye January 16, 2025
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Tenta-culos

I didn't know he was a tenta-culos.
by to_nai_ghtt February 11, 2026
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