When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
Get the Cant Touch Grass Syndromemug. a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"
by bleuk January 20, 2024
Get the touch grassmug. I was on the train one day when an African male ('bout 6'4 with dreds and air force ones) Tazmanian-touched me to the point of orgasm!
by shiken August 7, 2014
Get the tazmanian-touchmug. term - used when parting ways, in place of goodbye. indicates that you should always keep money close at hand or it can serve as a reminder to always stay on that paper chase.
by Brandaids May 7, 2021
Get the Touch money!mug. The time that you have pulled the hottest girl of your life and she has taken you back to her apartment, but you are so drunk that you fully shit yourself as you are undressing in front of her.
I thought I was only touching cloth and might still get away with having sex with the hot girl. But then I realised I was touching Davenorte
by Hunk Royal November 5, 2017
Get the Touching Davenortemug. The phrase "look good, feel good" is at the core of our beliefs. We are committed to clean and responsible beauty that provides an unparalleled spa-like experience from the comfort of your home. Drawing on our rich history of sustainability, we created skincare and haircare that is incredibly effective without harming the environment or our furry friends. All the products incorporate clinically tested plant-based ingredients that promote healthy, beautiful skin and hair without using harmful chemicals or short-term 'fixes' that can lead to long-term problems.
by instagramuser001 August 9, 2022
Get the Organic Touch Beautymug. Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.
by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019
Get the NASA "Touch Up"mug.