touch your lunch

1. when a doctor performs a prostate cancer test on a man.

2. to penetrate the anus deeply.

1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!

by abner macgillicudy July 23, 2011

Sparkle Touched

When you are owned so badly by someone that it appears that you were touched by a god and blew up in a sparkly explosion of awesomeness

Dam he just 720 No-scoped you with his last bullet, you've just been sparkle touched

by Phantom Pi September 23, 2011

Touch a stiffy

When a heaps rough person leaves a nightclub in his undies asks ppl for a favour on their way to work but gets in a fight with a lawyer that’s also a secret ninja

That dude pitched a tent in his ripped undies and left the nightclub to touch a stiffy bro now we can’t say if he’s been knocked out or he’s having a Power Nap

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Bozza touch

Bozza touch is a touch where the ball is glued to you like women are glued to Elliot daniells the absolute women destroyer

Corrrr bozza touch

by Bozza touch October 16, 2023

ill touch you lil nigga

Something said on Instagram reels made by kids

Kid: Omg skibidi toilet ohio grimace shake rizz
Commenter: ill touch you lil nigga

by werykul October 22, 2023

Touched

Meaning as you finna get handled by these hands my momma, father, & god gave me cuz I ain’t use these hands in a while

Nigga-“You ain’t gonna do shit”
Me-“Boi you been talking out the side of yo neck, you about to get touched”

by King_Chaice October 30, 2023

Touching The Tortoise

Masturbation of the male genitals

Touching the tortoise- masturbation

My girlfriend sent nudes, I’m going to touch my tortoise to them

by WillyMaster1001 November 4, 2023