Hookie Monster

Someone who actively searches out anyone to hook up with, especially when they are a drunk mess.

Of course Jess will hook up with you, shes a Hookie Monster.

by Jon Bandero November 06, 2010

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shit-monster

Person who has a poo that explodes like a pyroclastic flow out of a volcano, causing large amounts of shit stains all over the bowl. When the toilet is flushed the water does not reach all the shit stains.

The person also does not have the decency to clear up afterwards. The smell afterwards is so putrefying that it makes your nose bleed.

OMG don't let that girl use your toilet, she's a shit-monster!!

looks like the shit-monster has struck again!!

by al copella May 30, 2011

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blacky monster

A fat black man that that prays upon evil do'ers, he comes out of your closet at night and beats you, and will most likley make hard love to you while you sleep.

Man you better be nice to johnny or the " Blacky Monster ' will get you tonight!

by jimmies December 12, 2007

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Monster Mash

When you bang a chick that has had multiple abortions. You know. Cause it's a graveyard smash.

Yo, dat loose chick from work had another abortion and got dumped by her man. Imma try to Monster Mash.

by Def my real name May 24, 2021

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Closet Monster

This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.

You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.

Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim

Dude, did you hear about Ellen?

No what happened?

At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room

by SwissCanadian March 31, 2009

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