skitty titty

the point of drunkness immediately prior to unconsciousness

Quinn: Yo Ryan I think you might be drunk?
Ryan: No im drunk as a skitty titty.

Troy: Exzacktly

by Nisesh August 22, 2019

titty expensive

When a man (or a woman) does something for the hopes that he will receive boob. Usually within the context of money, like paying for dinner so that something sexual will happen after.

Alex: Are you going to prom?
Brian: Nah, it's titty expensive.
Alex: What?
Brian: If I ain't getting titty, it's too expensive.

by Shollyboster May 27, 2017

Titty Tuck

When you gotta take your tits off at the end of the day but you're not at home so you tuck them under your gunt.

"Fuck, I just wanna whip ma tits off, but I'm still at work. Guess I'll just titty tuck. Woop Woop!"

by Erin Bindlebop February 4, 2021

Foot Titty

A woman (or man) who's titty looks as if an amputated foot from the ankle down has been gorilla glued to her/his chest. (A really saggy cone titty.)

Hey you, no not you, you! No the other guy, yea you... You got a foot titty..

by Mr foot titty November 17, 2013

Titty-dipping

Like skinny-dipping, but with only your shirt off.

“Hey, wanna go skinny-dipping?”
“Nah, it’s cold as hell. I’ll go titty-dipping though.”
“Cool! Meet you at the lake.”

by camberis May 14, 2018

charlee titties

PANCAKE!!!!!!!!

CHARLEE TITTIES + TITTIES = PANCAKES 4 DAYZ

by dmaison047 January 24, 2018

Shittin' Titties

Becoming nervous and self-conscious in a sexually charged scenario.

Bruh, I was banging Charleene last night and she was like, "ooh, stick your thumb in there," and I was straight up shittin' titties, 'cause I'd never done that shit before.

by BangingCharleene November 23, 2018