potato glove

a plastic glove with a rough sandpapery surface used primarily to scrape peelings off of raw potatos. It's other lesser know application is self abuse by people traveling to the north woods who lock themselves inside their trailers all weekend to view low bandwith pron and potato glove themselves all weekend.

My brother came up to camp but ended up locked in his trailer all weekend with his laptop and his potato glove.

by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.

Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work”

by Prince Korr March 15, 2023

Potato knubs

Slang word for sweet potato tater tots. Commonly used by 6th grade students.

Tonight mom made us some potato knubs for dinner

by Sky._.412 February 28, 2017

pass the potatoes

When you are in group sex and you want the next set of balls

Oh man, he looks good, let’s pass the potatoes.

by Reddon27 September 1, 2021

locate potato

To be determined. And/Or, to find.

Sign says, 'Locate Potato'

by ThaRealBouncer August 12, 2017

Bottlecap Potato

The epitome of cringe

"That guy was hiding in the corner with a judge, what a bottlecap potato"

by Bottlecap Potato June 20, 2021

Government Potato

A person who has become brainwashed by any form of government agency, to carry out a specific task.

"Did you hear about Jacob"

"Yeah, he totally became a Government Potato."

by Combat_Fountain May 31, 2015