Lord Abid

The Supreme Lord of all humans on planet Earth. He was cast into space by the dictators of his home world due to his incredible powers. He created the human race as it is today, because before Abid, humans had very short lifespans and could only reproduce with the all-powerful Abeyds. When Abid crash-landed on Earth, he destroyed almost all of its existing life. This is why he vowed to guide the human race for all eternity.

We worship Lord Abid. Because if we don't, we might die...

by Encoh April 5, 2022

lord of rednecks

king of the south

Lord of rednecks is a paradox of king of the south

by Arcane Master March 17, 2015

For the Dark Lord

During the act of urination by a male on a female recepient in the shower. The male exclamates For the Dark Lord as loud as he can.

goth kid says: so i pissed on my girlfriend when we were in the shower so i had to yell FOR THE DARK LORD

Friend: Right on brah

by boyber92 March 18, 2010

Alfie lord

An absolute unit who is more commonly known as the uk’s top shagger .

Alfie lord is such a beast

by The beast 174 November 22, 2021

ribs by lorde

Skip.

Person 1: Did you listen to the new Lana Del Rey song?
Person 2: Yes but well, it was so bad that i had to ribs by lorde it.

by n e ways September 14, 2020

lords pinch

When you get a fresh can of chewing Tabacco and it is not completely full. Appearing to already have a dip takin out.

I swear, the Lords pinch 'n hoglegs outa my Copenhagen tin. It's never like this when I buy grizzly.

by crayk8d August 2, 2017

Friar Lord

Most badass one in the group, everyone wants to be his friend, everybody kisses his ass. Has a beach and throws his own parties.

Don't mess with him, he's a Friar Lord

by Chancelor V April 5, 2017