One trip Jones

To turn oneself into a human pack mule. Carry all your grocery's and or luggage from one place to another in one trip.

Wow her hands are full she must be one trip Jonesing.

by packmule107 July 20, 2012

Harrison jones

These are normally very annoying

And are always cunts

You’re such a Harrison jones

by Connar darlo May 13, 2020

Riley James Jones

someone who looks like a dorito and taest like one (I would know)

Riley James Jones

by Jeff5362874 October 21, 2020

John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper

It's John Paul Jones

by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019

Coolaslon Jones

an individual male that seeks marriage by the age of 20

My friend is attempting to get married by the age of 20 thus he is known as a Coolaslon Jones or Mr. Jones.

by Mr. Jones20 February 14, 2014

Ry Guy Jones

sex.

Ry Guy Jones HUGE.indapants.hashtag

by c'money#hashtagswagmilitiaswag August 4, 2011

a Jones

When you tell your wife you’re going out for one drink and disappear until the next morning.

Yeah dude, pulled a jones last night. Told the wifey I’d be back after the game. Next thing you know, I’m answering her call the next morning asking why I’m not home.

by BobbyBH January 30, 2022