lumberjack slammer hammer

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.

Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.

by Dogbite May 23, 2018

Occum’s hammer

The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.

Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke

Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer

by eddie would go June 21, 2025

Barry Hammer

A fat ape who drives a bus and loves feet. He gives candy to little girls if he can sniff their shoes. No one has caught this pedo yet!

Ex: Barry Hammer gave me Lindor's chocolates in my shoes!"

by SleepyKitty2021 March 22, 2019

Hammer man

A guy who holds his hard cock like a hammer right before he hammers it in a female like a nail through wood straight nailing her

My boyfriend's got a hammer man and my ass was the nail

by Savy my nigga December 16, 2018

Hammer

A lesbian prosecutor

The Hammer really made a strong case

by Booty Warrior6942069 March 18, 2021

Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

Girl hammer

It's any item that you improvised to use as a hammer.

Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.

by Dcharliefox December 11, 2024