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That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:

Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc
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Failover test

Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.
I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.
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Johnny Test

adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.

of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
"that tv show was such a johnny test''
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The Jones test

The Jones test it to test whether you should fuck a girl. Before fucking a girl ask yourself "Can i imagine myself ever having kids with this girl?" If the answer is yes, then and ONLY then can you fuck her.
1."Dude, i fucked this crazy girl and i can't get rid of her now"

2."What the hell, did you not do the Jones test on her first?"
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The Fitness Gram PACER Test

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score.

The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.
There is no way to legally say The Fitness Gram Pacer Test unless you read out the entire description randomly at a public gathering.
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DNA Test

Sasuke “DNA TEST”
Sakuraahhhhhh
DEAD BEAT DADDY WINS
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test drive

Trying something that you've recently bought for the first time, e.g. "test driving" a pack of caffeine pills bearing the brand "Tombocantuxin" to keep you awake whilst staying up late doing mountaining college assignments
I just got a pack of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills, so I'm going to take them for a test drive tonight while I finish my college assignments and see if they really help me stay awake!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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