Clapped

People named Brandon

Brandon is Clapped

by Popoff56 March 13, 2021

Clapped

Someone who is ugly asf and has no friends cuz of their ugliness😌

Becky:look at him omgawddd he’s so fit
Stephany:he’s so clapped ugh

Becky:true I’ll looks for another instead

by Fuckyducky123 November 5, 2020

Clapping fins

Clapping fins. having sex in a pool or any source of water.

Yo bro those people over there are clapping fins.

by boby joe jack smith August 4, 2018

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

E Clap

when a girl is laying down. a man is making out with her, a different man is man is licking her tits, and a different man is eating her out.

screw the H clap, we did the E clap

by Matt Biggie Higgins December 10, 2009

Clapped

Simon Davidson and his mother

Rahhh Simon you are clapped

and your mum

by wagwanmydrilla August 19, 2021

ruger clap

Can have the same meaning as punch

Hit / punch someone

lilbubblegum x letoa - ruger clap

by XairodeMu January 27, 2022