Smooter

Any name for vaginal/period blood/mucus/slickery substances.

That milf's smooter is dripping on the floor because she got fucked too hard

by k2steezy May 22, 2010

Smoothie

A blow job.

Originally nicknamed by my boyfriend and me for.... no apparent reason, really.

I believe it's time for your smoothie....

Ooer....

by Bela Rasmussen September 28, 2004

Death to Smoochy

Rough sex. To pound a girl's vagina.

"she's about to get that Death to Smoochy"

by AK Feezy May 31, 2006

Anal Creampie Smoothie

The act of doing anal with your girlfriend/partner, cumming in their ass, your partner shitting out feces and semen into a blender, adding milk, ice and assorted fruit, then eating the drink together.

Amanda and i just had an Anal Creampie Smoothie, it was amazing.

by Izzy Rogues October 11, 2013

smoothie

A smoothie is a penis. Sometimes it protrudes through the pants and plays quite the eye candy, to say the least. It can be obvious, or sometimes an inconspicuous "smoothie". It's a codeword and no one will know what you're talking about :P. It's a rather nice word, which can correlate to a slurping sound one could make. Like drinking a smoothie through a straw. I don't know how my friend and I invented this word, but we use it, A LOT.

Dude, look at the smoothie he's got!

by nymphomanic514 April 5, 2009

dick smooch

guy that may not suck a dick, but would damn sure hold one in his mouth til' the swelling goes down.

That muthafucka just looks like a dick smooch!

by Hot Rod 42 IMCA September 23, 2010

smoothie

a man who, when wearing tight clothes, has no noticeable bulge in the front of his pants

In the 60's TV series BATMAN, Robin (played by Burt Ward) was a smoothie.

by kavorka May 13, 2005