Sliding Turtle

Getting ready to give head to an uncircumcised dick and it pops out.

Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.

by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019

Portuguese Disco Slide

When you're 3 sheets to the wind and end up with wounds days later, not knowing how you got them.

Robert " I don't know what I did to get these wounds on elbows?"
Angela " my guess is you were riding the Portuguese Disco Slide!"

by Mad_signtist September 7, 2023

Jeffrey Slide

When your girl gets her face down right and creates a perfect slope with her back so you nut on her back and slide down that bitch.

Guy 1 - "Yo dawg, I finally got my girl to not act like a table and slope her back right, then I gave her a fucking Jeffrey Slide."

Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"

by Jayslide June 5, 2020

comma tose slide

while your girl is sleeping, blow your load on her face, and it slides down

She's to drunk to stay awake, jerk off, blow in her face and let it run down,the comma tose slide.

by brett fields July 12, 2006

sliding scale

A nutritional supplement, such as Boost Plus or Ensure, commonly used in eating disorder treatment to make up for unfinished components of your meal plan. It is ordered by a registered dietitian.

I didn’t have time to finish the last three bites of my snack so now I have to drink my sliding scale.

by Anxiously September 7, 2019

Slip'n slide

When you stick your finger up someone's ass so deep you reach there intestine track, then your finger proceeds to slide and do loop de loops in there intestines

I totally slip'n slided Jessica last night.

by MattyH0506 January 25, 2021

North Korean slip and slide

It is when N.KOREA leader (kim jong fat fuck)slips and falls on his ass in the rain, eating shit.

Did you hear, DICKtator Kim Jong Un did a North Korean slip and slide over the weekend?he ate total shit!

by aussie man name jaun hernandez September 9, 2020