Candy shop

Adult only chocolate and sweet store

I got a chocolate wonka bar from the candy shop and it fucked me right up

by Dead Stu April 14, 2022

Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

shopping classy

shopping classy is the girl that everyone is jealous of , she is the most beautiful girl you ' ll ever see in your entire life time , she also makes the boys crazy so you better watch out Ladies .

Shopping classy , she 'll steal your MAN and your GROCERIES .

by GOD.dictinary May 29, 2018

car shopping

What you as a couple tell your kids that you are doing when you are leaving to meet up for a threesome/orgy

“Bye kids! Me and your mother are going car shopping, we’ll be home later!

by CalzoneDemon March 12, 2022

Shop Wafting

When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.

Shop Wafting - "Hey babe, smell this candle. I promise I did not shop waffle in it".

by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025

pajama shopping

Stress food shopping. When you go into the grocery store intending to buy wholesome foods like fresh vegetables, soup stock and yogurt, but you come to the register with nothing but comfort foods like pop-tarts, ice cream, and heavily sweetened cereal and soda pop. You might as well have gone to the store in your pajamas, hence, pajama shopping.

I was so disappointed in the Game of Thrones finale I found myself pajama shopping for pretzel cones and two boxes of bourbon truffle ice cream.

by Laughter On Water April 16, 2020

Shop Whore

A woman in a Auto Shop or Dealership who sleeps with every Technician. Every shop has one.

Yo Jimbo what were you doing earlier? I was cuddling with the shop whore in the back of the green mercury!

by Dukeraiders0419 February 28, 2024