toss salad

Convict slang meaning to be forced to perform oral sex on another convict both penis and asshole

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Portuguese salad

When your partner is tossing your salad, (licking your asshole)and you diarrhea in their mouth.

My girl was eating my ass last night and I gave her the Portuguese salad.

by wideopendetroit February 19, 2007

Gorilla salad

When a girl shaves her pussy, but still has some hair around her asshole.

Amanda likes to have her gorilla salad tossed.

by dsmboost July 21, 2006

fag salad

a member of the male (and sometimes female) species, who acts in a stupid manner in regards to romantic relationships. Acting in the manner of a dumbass for extended periods of time resulting in drama, hurt feelings, and feelings of tension for others.

Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy acts like a douche and avoids girl...boy is a fag salad. And/or: Boy meets girl. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, girl acts like a douche and avoids boy...girl is a fag salad

by AliciaN November 10, 2008

Emoji Salad

A collective of emojis that transcend into a beautiful masterpiece. A true salad with love as the dressing and emojis as the lettuce. To have an emoji salad is to be the best salad tosser in the emoji universe.

Wow, Daniel, that Emoji Salad brought out so many emotions. The beautiful pairing of the 🍆 and the 🎉 told a story of immaculate wonder.

by Dan Wro July 16, 2016

Eating salad

To eat salad is a code name for French kissing, and getting a tad bit suggestive, but nothing too far (i.e. playing with thighs, doing tiny little moans when separating to breathe...)

Person: holy shit eating salad with you last night was awesome

by Ur Nigerian prince uncle March 15, 2020

Chicken Salad

Oft attributed to Liam Gray of Rhode Island, the true origins of Chicken Salad are far more sinister. Recent research has revealed that Benedict Arnold, the much reviled traitor, in fact developed chicken salad. He used the distribution of it to mask his traitorous errands.

The popularity of the food among some types of people can be attributed to the addictive chemicals found in Satan’s anal perspiration, and hair (mayonnaise, and celery respectively).

This has come as a shock to those that find themselves supporting the recipe of an infamous traitor, and vindication to the true patriots who have always known chicken salad is terrible.

I can’t believe you served Chicken Salad! Do you hate America?!

by Trog July 5, 2020