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stride ride 

when you're really desperate to get high so you roll your weed in stride gum wrapper cuz you can't find papers.
guy 1: yo guy i couldn't find any papers, how we gonna smoke this shit.
guy 2: no problem, go buy a pack of stride gum and roll that shit in one of the gum wrappers. We gonna stride ride tonight.
guy 1: aww yeah
stride ride by Blackiichanz February 20, 2011
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Slay Ride 

When you slay a multiple amount of LG's in a row or one night.
Girl:"Hey wana go to that party tonight? We can go for a little slay ride."
Slay Ride by TFaux April 17, 2011

Watermelon Ride 

When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.
"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."
Watermelon Ride by Joey of Gass August 21, 2011

Stoney Ride 

Going on a car ride around a (sometimes unknown) neighborhood while getting stoned (high on weed) and then admiring your surroundings, specifically the architecture. Best when accompanied by loved ones.
Maria - "Hey, wanna go for a stoney ride?"
John - "Sure! I've been wanting to explore a neighborhood near my house, plus, I feel like getting high."
Stoney Ride by Alameda Del Cobre September 27, 2011

Texas ride-along 

Being dragged to death, at the end of a rope, chain or strap, behind a pickup truck.
"Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.

There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.
Texas ride-along by Fahkmee October 25, 2011

Hike Ride 

Going on a bike ride when high, which said high can be any level, from kinda high to stoned or blazed. Originated at IU Bloomington
Nick: Dude, we're stoned. Hike ride?
Rob: Hell yeah, bro!
Hike Ride by millsyman77 September 5, 2012

spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.
Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.