by Jay Tripp October 26, 2019
Get the Goth potatomug. by Marrionet1232 May 11, 2020
Get the potato thwonkermug. Slang term to describe transgenders. The toy company Hasbro attempted to neuter it's popular toy Mr. Potato Head by taking away his gender and just referring to him as "Potato Head". But meme warfare ensued and quickly beat Hasbro into submission. Hasbro folded and now will be keeping the "Mr." but looks like they will have a non-binary option called Potato Head leaving quick-witted anons no choice but to refer to transgenders as "potato heads".
That potato head Rachel Levine is actually advocating for three year olds to receive sex change operations. How disgusting and evil of a person must one be to rationalize this as normal behavior?
by Seas to exist February 26, 2021
Get the Potato Headmug. girl so tiny and small and cute she is actually considered a match of physique to that of a potato. ( must be caucasian)
by G.I:J3w September 11, 2014
Get the tiny potatomug. by shhhhhiiiittt November 10, 2018
Get the bean potatomug. A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone.
At the watercooler....
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things?
Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans?
Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one.
Sally: Who was that?
Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water.
Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato...
Jon: What's a 'cell potato?'
Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary?
by Lex Sleuthor April 26, 2010
Get the Cell potatomug. When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.
I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.
by Soft dick May 29, 2019
Get the Mash potatoemug.