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Ur brother's A mother

The ultimate insult. Nothing compares to this. It trumps over ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny and makes your grandpap A trap look like "ur stupid".
1: ur mom gay

2: no u

1: well, ur daddy lesbian

2: ur granny tranny

1: noooo, your grandpap A trap

2: you made me do this. (Grows into a giant and raises his hand to the heavens) UR BROTHER'S A MOTHER!!!

(2 brings their hand down and vaporizes 1, then the entire galaxy speeds toward andromeda galaxy at the speed of light, causing a massive black hole that swallows the universe.)
by HappyWalrus May 13, 2018
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call your mother

When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone
Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”

Person: “Call your mother, Louis”
by williet hughnot August 4, 2023
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mother of bloody pearl

Some wacky statement that falls out of Kelsey's mouth every once in a while.
Mother of bloody pearl this guy is annoying.
by PSlayer May 14, 2015
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One Bad Mother

person 1: He's one bad mother!
person 2: Shut yo mouth!
by Nasty Fish October 16, 2012
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The Great Mother Goose

A great goose considered the mother of all Goosecetarians. She is believed to be the first goose of the universe and her blessings are considered supreme among the our world.
“In the name of the Great Mother Goose what is happening here?!
Exclaimed Mrs.Norris, the English teacher, when she found Timmy petting a duck under her desk.
by A7hena June 30, 2020
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Mother Superior Complex

A term to describe a cultural phenomenon of female privilege when it comes to child access issues and the many ways having a womb is considered a free pass to act in abhorrent ways - including denying access to fathers. It essentially means that any decision or action taken by a woman is deemed correct and righteous (especially in regards to children) by virtue of having a capacity to give birth. Regardless of how stupid and nonsensical the decision is. It also results in other privileges too, such as reduced jail time.
She has 'mother superior complex".
by @MAVP December 4, 2020
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Goat Mother Fucker

Whenever said, will win you any argument unless scientifically proven wrong.
Bob: The Earth is flat.
Tim: No it's not.
Bob: Goat Mother Fucker.
Tim: Oh dang, ur right.
by ShREk 420 69 May 30, 2018
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