And inadvertent nonsense message sent when your messaging partner makes you all nervous and sweaty, impairing your ability to properly operate a smartphone or other touchscreen device.
Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Often blamed on a friend's meddling.
Texter 1: Truck h Up
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
Texter 2: You are horrid at sexting.
Texter 1: Sorry! That was my friend's fault. I let her type for me while I dictated but forgot she doesn't understand written English.
by SassyHats March 27, 2012
Get the Truck h Upmug. by Big-Dumb1983 June 15, 2020
Get the North Dakota Truck Stopmug. Vacuuming up the liquid wastes of society, the Vac-truck Nigger is lowest caste of truck driver. They are readily identifiable by their putrid smell and filthy appearance. They have been known to spontaneously burst into song while imitating barnyard animals. For reasons unknown to scientists United States Marines seem drawn to becoming Vac-truck Niggers.
While vacuuming out the filthy sludge, Luke the Vac-truck Nigger began to sing and dance around the sludge pit while flapping his arms like a goose.
When the sheriff’s deputy questioned James as to why he was swimming in a septic tank, James replied “because I’m a dumb Vac-truck Nigger”.
When the sheriff’s deputy questioned James as to why he was swimming in a septic tank, James replied “because I’m a dumb Vac-truck Nigger”.
by alstonsailor May 23, 2025
Get the Vac-truck Niggermug. AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"
A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.
May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.
May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022
Get the Red Truck Syndromemug. A large pickup truck, typically raised with extra-cab long wheelbase, usually from an American manufacturer, driven by a caucasian male for no meaningful functional or work/vocational related purpose.
"I cannot believe that Merica Truck took up two parking spots!"
"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."
"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
"I only date guys that drive Merica Trucks."
"Look at that Merica Truck rolling coal on that Tesla."
by EMan2575 July 5, 2019
Get the Merica Truckmug. by LeviiWasTaken June 20, 2022
Get the Powell Truckingmug. If someone's intestines are not on the ground they don't look like they got hit by a truck. Going flying is going airborne for a good distance, not stepping backwards to keep your balance.
The guy stepped backwards a few feet after getting pushed, he didn't go flying and he didn't look like a truck hit him, no matter how much somebody wanted the announcer to inflate the incident. He got pushed backwards a little, not knocked airborne for yards. Hit by a truck is a lit messier than what the announcer was describing.
by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021
Get the Hit by a truckmug.