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farting in your mums face

Your mum loves my ass farts she's an addict to them man
Me: wanna smell my fart Bbg

Your mum: ofc Abby cakes waddle that fine ass over here

Me: okay mama

Farting in your mums face is a manical experience for the both of us
by Dickchocker69420 April 3, 2023
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ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use
Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!
by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009
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ur mum

someone i will be engaging in intercourse with tonight.
by Claireymondo March 18, 2022
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Mum

A women who looks after you and cares for you and hasn't always given birth to you.
My mum looked after me
by Random_Jake November 4, 2019
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Nishals Mum

racist af
doesn't want her daughter being a dark skin colour
person a: is that nishals Mum?
person b: white
by DayveTheProd November 21, 2021
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Ur mum

The comeback of all comebacks. Used for the ultimate destruction of your friends when you have nothing else to say.
Also used for referring to Morgz Mum (aka. The Bill Gill) who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her.
Homie 1: Bruh, you got fuking slapped out there my g
Homie 2: Your mum got fuking slapped lol
by TheBigGill December 5, 2022
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yur mum

A phrase that completely obliterates your life and your future in a matter of seconds
You: Yur Mum

John the bully: gets kicked out of school is rejected by family and is diagnosed with every type of cancer in the world
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