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Mountain Bike

Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike
“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.
by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022
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mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)
by Carl Cock February 28, 2017
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Mountain Climber

This is a term that other people may use to name people from Lesotho or any Sotho people, this is because in Lesotho there are many mountains.
“If I'm a dog eater you’re a mountain climber
“Yoh”
by Hbjh vmhgffmhfkytf October 21, 2023
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Welcome to Fudge Mountain

The line you mutter after walking out of a Poopy Fortress
*walks out of poopy fortress* *says happily: "Welcome to Fudge Mountain!"*
by Gunther Benson November 3, 2019
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Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.
Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.
by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024
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Oowacheetah Mountains

Commonly mistaken for the Ouachita Mountains, this mountain range is located in west central Arkansas, southeastern Oklahoma and north-east Texas. In the late 20th century a geologist named Honkey stumbled across these mountains with stunning beauty, confusion began to set in while taking a strike and dip measurement. His confusion led to the new name Oowacheetah. (Noun)
Honkey carries his purple backpack up the Oowacheetah Mountains.
by )(olla2.0 December 10, 2010
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mountain pussy

Untouched Bigfoot pussy.. Tastes like the copper of the moonshine
Tryna find some mountain pussy all the way in these neck of the woods?
by Mountain Pussy November 1, 2022
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