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sniper-mormon

Verb. To sniper-mormon someone
A means of forcing the Mormon religion onto a resistant other through historical documentation.
Grandchild 1: "Wait, so was Grandma basically saying that she sniper-mormoned Grandpa?"
Grandchild 2: "I think so... Is that even legal?"
Grandchild 1: "Oh my God...You don't think sh-
Do you think if we go before she does she'll try to sniper-mormon us too?"
by kevmosis September 8, 2009
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print moronia

The news medium in which 'information' written by morons, or by those who assume their audience consists of morons, appears in print.
"I saw it first on web news sites, and then the print moronia took it up over the next couple of days"
by Jack Splattt April 20, 2010
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high moronic

An effort by any organization to flush out the deeply entrenched morons far up the proverbial leadership tract.
After years of slowly eroding into a complete shell of itself the CEO of the company brought in a team of driven and intelligent performers to perform a high moronic and rid the group of idiots that had driven the place into the ground for years.
by Fidel Guevara March 11, 2011
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spatial moron

Someone that does not notice the space he/she takes in a crowded area.
"That guy walks around with his 4-feet long umbrella, waving it like a sword. He's a real spatial moron."

"Look at the spatial moron, who just stopped right at the bottom of a mechanical stairway to unfold the handle from his attache-case. Everyone behing him is piling up!"
by cbfaucher October 13, 2011
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chromosome moron

The X (is acctually "the" EX) and the moron (really stooopidly dumb person) cant seem to get it into his chromosome (grey matter between the ears) to leave u the fuk alone.
Chick to EX -
you are the X at the END of the alphabet

Y dont u leave me alone before

Zed comes and adjusts your chromosome moron!
by freeAtLast April 15, 2012
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Rockfest Moron

A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.
Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!

Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."
by KingofWarmLettuce October 11, 2012
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dark mormon

The Dark Mormons are a religious empire that zealously and violently follows and propagates its religion DLDS. An absolutely fanatic group that believes life is antagonistic to the natural state of the universe. They intend to convert or kill all who oppose them.
"It is said the comet always proceeds the Dark Mormon."
by PsoriasisSam March 6, 2014
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