Hookie Monster

Someone who actively searches out anyone to hook up with, especially when they are a drunk mess.

Of course Jess will hook up with you, shes a Hookie Monster.

by Jon Bandero November 7, 2010

shit-monster

Person who has a poo that explodes like a pyroclastic flow out of a volcano, causing large amounts of shit stains all over the bowl. When the toilet is flushed the water does not reach all the shit stains.

The person also does not have the decency to clear up afterwards. The smell afterwards is so putrefying that it makes your nose bleed.

OMG don't let that girl use your toilet, she's a shit-monster!!

looks like the shit-monster has struck again!!

by al copella November 14, 2011

Monster Mash

When you bang a chick that has had multiple abortions. You know. Cause it's a graveyard smash.

Yo, dat loose chick from work had another abortion and got dumped by her man. Imma try to Monster Mash.

by Def my real name May 23, 2021

Closet Monster

This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.

You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.

Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim

Dude, did you hear about Ellen?

No what happened?

At that party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room

by SwissCanadian March 31, 2009

sea monster

another word for penis.

Josh has a big sea monster and sadly Matt doesn't.

by chris doberstein August 18, 2008

Sea Monster

After you cum in a girls mouth and she goes to swallow you punch her in the stomache making the it shoot out of her nose. voila! a sea monster

i totally gave your mom a sea monster the other day

by 50187 July 28, 2006

monster salami

a giant penis

Will is the man, all the girls say he has a monster salami.

by Will Keesler January 5, 2003